MINUTES: ACTION PROTOCOL 3
MEETING SUMMARY
Chairperson: Bob Smith (in a bright yellow shirt)
Agenda Item 1: "The Great Sock Conspiracy"
Discussion: It turns out the socks have been secretly plotting against us.
Action Items:
- Investigate sock drawer for suspicious activity.
- Deploy counter-sock measures.
- Establish Sock-Intelligence Agency (SIA).
Appendix for more information.