The minutes of Action are a closely guarded secret, but we've managed to get our hands on some classified info. It's been reported that Sock Puppets have taken matters into their own hands, literally. They've started to rebel against their human overlords, refusing to be stuffed into the washing machine.
As the situation develops, we're seeing reports of Sock Puppets storming the local laundromat, demanding better fabric conditions and an end to the dreaded lint trap.
We're not sure what the outcome will be, but one thing is clear: it's time to get real about our relationship with our sock puppets.
Stay tuned for further updates on the Sock Puppet Uprising.