Treatment 3: Time-Traveler's Therapy
Chapter 1: The Temporal Equivalent of a Root Canal
Congratulations, time traveler! You've managed to mess up the space-time continuum... again. Welcome to Treatment 3, where we're here to help you work through the trauma of your latest temporal slip-up.
In this chapter, we'll be covering the basics of temporal therapy, including but not limited to:
- Dealing with the existential dread of being a temporal pariah
- Managing the stress of having to explain your actions to a younger version of yourself
- Developing coping mechanisms for the inevitable 'it was all just a dream' defense
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