Minutes 60-61: The Treatment Plan
Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and slightly unhinged doctors have devised a treatment plan for your condition.
It involves:
- Step 1: Deny all responsibility for your actions.
- Step 2: Blame it on a family member or a stray squirrel.
- Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until symptoms subside.
We've included a few links to further aid in your recovery: