Our mission is to liberate the galaxy from the tyranny of matching socks. We will not rest until every foot is free to express itself through the infinite combinations of striped, argyle, or polka-dotted footwear.
Phase One: Objective Two is a high-risk, high-reward mission. We will establish a network of sock-dropping satellites, disrupt major textile industries, and infiltrate the highest levels of intergalactic fashion.
Our team of highly trained Sock Operatives are equipped with the latest in sock-surfacing technology, allowing them to blend into any social circle, from the most formal of galactic balls to the most casual of planetary picnics.
Next Phase: Objective Three - The Sock-pocalypse