Meeting 791: The Committee on Extremely Long Meetings (CELM) convened at 3:00 PM in the basement of the old abandoned clock factory.
Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth called the meeting to order, but promptly fell asleep.
Vice-Chairman Bertrand P. Bottomsworth attempted to take notes, but his pen ran out of ink.
The meeting was adjourned due to a lack of chairs.
The next meeting will be scheduled for next Wednesday, but only if someone brings donuts.
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