Q: What's with the weird font size?
A: We like to make things BIG. Like, REALLY big. Because, you know, font size is just not a thing we care about.
Q: Why do you have so many borders?
A: We like to SEPARATE things. And by "separate" we mean "make a mess with lots and lots of lines".Read more on our Border Control policies.
Q: Can we use a different color scheme?
A: No. We're good. Come back later when we're done being stubborn.
Q: Why do you have a shadow on everything?
A: Because, you see, SHADOWS make things look COOL. Like, really cool. Like, "I'm-a-gonna-make-you-look-at-me" cool. Shadow Operations is a thing we're very proud of.
Q: Can we just have a nice, simple answer?
A: No. We're like the COOKIES of the internet. Read about our cookie policies and why we're not simple.