Minutes Taker

Adjournment Committee Agenda

Minutes Taker is a highly skilled, highly caffeinated individual tasked with capturing the intricacies of the Adjournment Committee's meetings. Their job is to transcribe every yawn, every scratch, and every existential crisis that occurs in these hallowed halls.

Meeting Minutes

9:00 AM - Meeting called to order by Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
9:05 AM - Minutes Taker arrives, still sipping coffee
9:10 AM - Discussion of the meaning of life and the purpose of committee meetings
9:20 AM - Break for donuts and small talk
9:30 AM - Agenda items 1-3: The Importance of Protractor Use in Meetings
10:00 AM - Adjournment for 15 minutes due to extreme boredom
10:15 AM - Resumed discussion on Protractors, including but not limited to: Their uses, their misuses, and their tendency to get in the way
11:00 AM - Adjournment for lunch
12:00 PM - Resumed discussion on Protractors, including but not limited to: Their uses, their misuses, and their tendency to get in the way
12:30 PM - Motion to adjourn for good, seconded by Reginald P. Bottomsworth, passed unanimously

Adjournment Committee Meeting Minutes - 9:00 AM - 12:30 PM