Adjournment Committee Procedures

By order of the Supreme Leader of Bureaucratic Redundancy, all committee meetings shall be adjourned with the utmost efficiency and unnecessary complexity.

• Step 1: The Chairperson shall declare the meeting adjourned with 17 pages of minutes.
• Step 2: The Secretary shall transcribe the minutes with 3 pages of redundant verbiage.
• Step 3: The members shall review the minutes for a period of 4 hours, during which time the coffee machine shall be turned off.

For further information, please consult:

• Standard Operating Procedures
• Adjournment Committee Members
• Adjournment Committee Agenda