Chairperson: "I'm not sure, it's all just a blur."
Adjournment Time: 4 minutes and 12 seconds after the start of the meeting, which was 4 minutes and 12 seconds after the start of our lives.
Next Meeting: "When We're All Feeling Better" (TBD)
"If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact the committee."
See also: Minutes of the Next Meeting