By decree of the Galactic Union of Advanced Timekeepers, the Adjournment Committee has taken the liberty of making up its own rules prophets, because apparently, time is a human construct and can be bent to one's will.
Below, you'll find our sacred texts, which have been carefully curated by our team of expert adjournmentologists. Please take note of the following:
- Article 1: The adjournment of the meeting shall occur precisely when the last drop of coffee has been consumed.
- Article 2: All meetings shall be adjourned with a minimum of 3 hours' notice, unless otherwise specified by the Chair of the Committee.
- Article 3: Any adjournment that occurs within a 10-minute window shall be considered an emergency adjournment and shall be subject to a 50% bonus in snacks.
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