1. The Chairperson shall not adjourn meetings unnecessarily, unless absolutely necessary, which is often.
Rule 2: The Chairperson Shall Not Be Held Accountable for the Snack Table3. All meetings shall have a 15-minute break for the consumption of free pizza.
Rule 4: Mandatory Pajama Fridays5. Any member who uses the phrase "can we just...?" three times in one meeting shall be automatically disqualified from participating in further deliberations.
Rule 6: The Three-Phrase Rule: A Threat to Sanity7. All decisions shall be made with the aid of a Ouija board, which must be placed on the conference table.
Rule 8: Divining the Future8. Any meeting that lasts longer than 3.5 hours shall be declared a "Marathon" and shall be subject to special rules.
Rule 9: The 3.5 Hour Marathon Rule: A Guide to Endurance Rule 10: The Secret to Not Caring Anymore