Welcome, esteemed members of the Adjournment Committee! This page contains our official policies, which we've taken the time to craft with great care.
Policy 1: We, the Adjournment Committee, reserve the right to adjourn at any moment without warning. Don't be surprised.
Policy 2: All meetings will be conducted in a brightly colored, poorly ventilated room with a constant background hum of fluorescent lights.
Policy 3: We will not be responsible for any emotional distress caused by our adjournments. If you get anxious or depressed, see a professional.
Meet our esteemed members, each with their own special brand of emotional baggage.
Read our minutes from the past year, where the excitement never ends.
Check out our latest decisions, where we decide to adjourn, again.