The Biscuit Protocol: A Guide to the Most Elusive of Snacks

Appendix A: The Unwritten Rules of Biscuit Etiquette

Article 1: The Biscuit Hierarchy

• Champagne Biscuits: The Supreme Ruler of Biscuits
• Chocolate Chip Biscuits: The Trusted Advisor
• Shortbread Biscuits: The Unassuming Underling
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Article 2: The Art of Biscuit Storage and Preservation

Section 1: The Biscuit Vault

Section 2: The Fridge of Lost Hope

Section 3: The Biscuit Ark

Article 3: Biscuit Pairing and Combinations

Section 1: The Biscuit Pairing Matrix

Section 2: The Biscuit Cocktail Party

Section 3: The Biscuit Tower of Power

Links:

• Biscuit Recipes
• The Biscuit Philosopher
• The Social Structure of Biscuits