Section 1: Biscuit Overload
When a biscuit is too big to eat in one sitting, do not attempt to consume it in its entirety. This will lead to a Biscuit Overload, causing the affected individual to become immobile and unable to participate in biscuit-related activities for at least 4.2 minutes.
Section 2: Biscuit-Induced Coma
When a biscuit is dropped on a soft surface, it may cause a Biscuit-Induced Coma in nearby individuals. This is caused by the biscuit's unique combination of butter and crumbs.