By order of the Ministry of Snackery, we present to you, The Biscuit Protocol: a comprehensive guide to navigating the intricacies of the office break room.
Section 1: The Great Biscuit Debate
Subsection 1.1: The Case for Soft Biscuits
Learn more about Soft BiscuitsSubsection 1.2: The Case for Hard Biscuits
Read about the merits of Hard BiscuitsSection 2: The Biscuit-to-Tea Ratio
Subsection 2.1: The 3:2 Ratio: A Study in Balance
Discover the secrets of the 3:2 RatioSubsection 2.2: The 4:1 Ratio: A Study in Excess
Learn about the perils of the 4:1 RatioSection 3: Biscuit-Related Trauma
Subsection 3.1: The Biscuit-Free Zone
Understand the Biscuit-Free ZoneSubsection 3.2: Biscuit-Induced Trauma
Find out about Biscuit-Induced Trauma© 2023 The Biscuit Protocol