Meeting Minutes for the Bureaucratic Red Tape Sub-Committee
Present: Bob, Jane, and John
Meeting called to order by Bob at 10:00 AM
First Item: The Importance of Proper Stapler Calibration
The committee discussed the finer points of stapler usage and agreed to purchase 10 new staplers at a cost of $50 each
Second Item: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
After a thorough investigation, it was concluded that the donuts were eaten by the janitor
Next Meeting: 2:00 PM, Room 304, Donut-Filled Breakroom
Subcommittee 1: Red Tape Reduction Initiative Subcommittee 2: Bureaucratic Red Tape Reorganization Subcommittee 3: The Future of Bureaucratic Red Tape