The Adjournment Committee: Minutes of the Most Important Discussions

Decision 1: Whether to Have Lunch at 3:00 PM Today

Meeting started at 2:00 PM, adjourned at 3:05 PM due to lack of snacks.

Discussion Leader: Bob Smith

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and the Intern.

Decision: We decided not to have lunch today, because someone forgot the sandwiches.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same lack of snacks.

Decision 2: Best Way to Spend the Afternoon

Meeting started at 3:10 PM, adjourned at 3:15 PM due to boredom.

Discussion Leader: Jane Doe

Attendees: John, Bob, Alice, and the Intern.

Decision: We decided to spend the afternoon browsing cat videos on YouTube.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same lack of productivity.

Decision 3: Most Comfortable Chair in the Office

Meeting started at 3:20 PM, adjourned at 3:25 PM due to disagreement.

Discussion Leader: Bob Smith

Attendees: John, Jane, Alice, and the Intern.

Decision: We decided the most comfortable chair in the office is the one with the broken springs.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same chair-related trauma.

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