Donut Taste Testing Results: Catastrophic
Taste Tester: Dr. B. P. Fizzypop
After rigorous testing, our panel of experts concluded that the donut was, in a word: Catastrophic.
| Rating | Comment |
|---|---|
| 0/10 | "It's like someone poured all the colors of the rainbow into a blender and hit puree." |
| 0/10 | "I'd rather eat a whole jar of wasabi mayonnaise." |
| 0/10 | "This donut is an affront to the very fabric of space and time." |
Recommended Action: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to eat this donut.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and/or spontaneous combustion-induced existential dread.