Congratulations, you've managed to reach our page! However, we regret to inform you that the meeting requests committee has officially adjourned for the day. All hopes for a productive meeting have been dashed.
We were on the verge of getting things done, but alas, our coffee machine broke down and we couldn't possibly continue without it. The meeting will resume when the coffee flows like the mighty rivers of productivity.
But fear not, brave adventurer! We have a few links for you to explore while you wait: