**Official Record of Meetings That Never Happened**
We, the Adjournment Committee, have been meeting for what feels like an eternity, but our records are spotty at best.
Our minutes are brought to you by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated scribes who are paid to attend meetings that never actually start on time.
Want to see our minutes from the meeting that never happened on That One Meeting That Was Supposed to Be About the Couch?
Or perhaps you'd like to see the Minutes of Inactivity from our record-breaking 12-hour meeting that was meant to discuss the meaning of life?