Minutes of the AdJournment Committee

Meeting 1, 2023-02-27

Present: 12 members, all wearing matching plaid shirts

Agenda:

Discussion:

Item 1: After 5 hours of debate, the committee decided that life is like a box of donuts - it's complicated and often covered in sprinkles.

Item 2: The committee voted 12-0 in favor of eating more donuts.

Item 3: The new committee name was decided to be the "Committee of the Ineffable Socks" after a 3-hour debate that ended in a tie.

Next meeting: 2023-03-13, same time, same place, same plaid shirts.

See footnote 3 for more details.