Present were: Professor Powell, PhD (Chair), Dr. Emily E. Epsilon, Dr. Brian B. Bravo, and Dr. Lily L. Lambda.

Agenda items: discussion of the new coffee machine, approval of the committee's new logo, and a 3-hour break for snacks.

Key takeaways:

• The new coffee machine will be purchased with funds allocated from the "I'd rather be on a beach somewhere" budget line item.
• The new logo was deemed "not terrible" by a majority of committee members.
• The committee is considering a new bylaw requiring all meetings to be held on Wednesdays, as this will "definitely improve productivity."

Next meeting: Wednesday, same time, same place. Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face.