MINUTES OF THE MOST ANTICIPATED MEETING OF THE CENTURY

Meeting 123 of the Adjourner's Committee was held on a completely ordinary Tuesday. Attendance was poor.

Chairman, Bob Smith, was absent because he was busy being productive. Vice Chairman, Alice Johnson, took the helm and led the meeting with a firm hand.

Agenda Item 1: The committee discussed the importance of not discussing the weather. Consensus was reached: we will not discuss the weather.

Agenda Item 2: The committee debated the merits of wearing funny hats to meetings. Consensus was reached: no funny hats will be worn.

Action Item 1: The committee voted to install a foosball table in the break room. Motion passed 5-0, with one abstention from committee member Dave.

Action Item 2: The committee decided to serve pizza for lunch. Motion passed 6-0, with one committee member asking for a vegan option.

View the pizza menu. View the Foosball Tournament bracket.