Minutes from the Adjournment Committee, Meeting 123: Action Item 7

Presented by: The Honorable, Chairperson, Jane Doe, Esq.

Action Item 7: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"

Background: It has come to the attention of the Adjournment Committee that several donuts have gone missing from the break room fridge.

Discussion:

• Member, Johnson, questioned the integrity of the janitorial staff.
• Member, Smith, suggested a thorough investigation, involving forensic analysis of the crumbs.
• Member, Doe, proposed a more... creative solution, involving a "Donut Detective."

Motions:

• Member, Johnson, moved to call for a full-scale donut emergency, which was seconded by Member, Smith.
• Member, Doe, seconded a motion to form a Donut Task Force, to be led by the aforementioned Donut Detective.

Decisions:

• Resolution 7-1: The Adjournment Committee hereby declares a state of Donut Emergency, effective immediately.
• Resolution 7-2: The Donut Task Force shall be established, with a budget of $100,000, to be led by the Donut Detective.

Hyperlinks to related content:

• Action Item 8: The Case of the Missing Coffee Creamer
• Meeting 124: Post-Donut Emergency Recovery and Contingency Planning