Adjournment Committee Meeting 123: The Never-Ending Meeting

We're still here. We've been here for hours. We're not sure why, but we're still here.

Current Agenda:

• Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• Agenda Item 2: The Inconvenient Truth About the Copier Jam
• Agenda Item 3: The Unfortunate Fate of the Forgotten Coffee Mug

Adjournment Resolution