Present: The AdJournment Committee, comprising of experts in the field of doing nothing.
The meeting started at 9:00 AM, with a bang, and ended at 9:00 AM, with a whimper.
Agenda Item 1: "The Importance of Procrastination in Modern Society". The committee discussed the merits of doing absolutely nothing, and decided that it's actually really hard to do nothing when there's Netflix and social media.
Adjournment Resolution 2: "We shall adjourn this meeting, and go get some lunch, because we're clearly not getting anything done here."
Read the full minutes, if you're into that sort of thing. And if you're feeling really adventurous, read part 2. Meet the members of the AdJournment Committee, because you might want to know who's not doing anything.