Due to a series of catastrophic events, the adjournment committee has been forced to abandon all hope and accept the inevitability of the meeting's conclusion.
As we previously reported, the committee's chairperson, Bob, was last seen fleeing the scene in a panic, muttering something about "not getting paid enough" and "not wanting to deal with the paperwork."
The meeting's minutes are still missing, presumed lost in a tragic fire that destroyed the conference room's copier, but eyewitnesses claim to have seen a faint outline of the committee's agenda scribbled on a whiteboard, reading "CANCELED" in bold letters.