Minutes from Meeting 123 of the Adjournment Committee on Procrastination Techniques: Bob's Sub-Committee

Present: Bob, the Master Procrastinator

Summary:

Bob presented his groundbreaking research on Procrastination Techniques. His paper, "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Study on Efficient Time-Sucking," was met with thunderous applause.

Subcommittee Report

Subcommittee members reported that they have been using Bob's techniques to get out of work for exactly 47% more time than usual.

Recommendations:

Take longer coffee breaks
Watch cat videos during meetings
Call in sick with a fake mustache

Subcommittee members also requested a 3-hour lunch break.

Next meeting: Meeting 124: Procrastination Techniques: Bob's Sub-Committee

Adjourned.

Minutes from Bob's Perspective