Minutes of Meeting 124: Dave's It Guy Techniques

Adjournment Committee Meeting Minutes

Present: Dave, the It Guy; Jane, the Not-It Guy; Bob, the Guy Who Always Eats Donuts

Meeting Topic: Advanced Techniques for Fixing Your Friend's Broken iPhone

Summary: Dave, the It Guy, presented his patented technique for fixing a cracked iPhone screen using nothing but a hammer, some duct tape, and a can of soda.

Key Points:

• Tap the phone gently with a hammer to create a new crack.
• Apply duct tape strategically to create a makeshift screen.
• Drink the soda to celebrate your handiwork.

Next Steps: Implement the technique on Bob's phone, which he broke trying to fix it himself.

Next Steps: Bob is a Goner

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