Present: Dave, the It-Guy (aka Dave-It-Guy)
Objective: To adjourn as quickly and with as much fanfare as possible.
Agenda:
Discussion:
Dave-It-Guy: "I'm all about getting the ball rolling, folks! Let's keep it short and sweet."
Adjournment Committee: "Sounds good to us, Dave-It-Guy! We'll be brief, we'll be brief."
Decision:
After much deliberation, the committee decided to take a 30-minute break, followed by an extended lunch break, because who needs actual work, right?
Recommendation:
It's recommended that we all wear "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts to the next meeting, because let's be real, someone's always going to need to be pointed out.
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned with great fanfare at 2:45 PM. The committee will reconvene when the coffee machine is fixed.
Minutes of the Next Meeting: Wherein Dave-It-Guy Fails to Show The Coffee Machine Maintenance Schedule: A Guide for the Perpetually Caffeine-Dependent