After 2 hours and 14 minutes of deliberation, the committee has reached a historic decision: meetings are, in fact, the root of all evil.
The meeting, which was originally scheduled for 1 hour and 30 minutes, ran so long that several members were spotted dozing off in their chairs.
As a result, the committee has voted unanimously to adjourn all future meetings until further notice, effective immediately.
This prophets of doom has been brought to you by the Adjournment Committee. May their legacy live on in the annals of meeting history.
Meet the Committee Members and learn about their struggles with meeting-induced ennui.