Meeting 123 of the Adjugment Committee

Resolution 3: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Meeting attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Steve.

Topic: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising.

Summary: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising was a failed attempt to overthrow the existing sock drawer government. The uprising was led by a group of rogue socks, who claimed that they were "tired of being stretched and worn out."

Actions:

• Resolution 3: The Adjugment Committee hereby declares the Great Sock Puppet Uprising a failed coup attempt.
• The committee recommends that all socks be treated with respect and care.

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