The committee convened at 14:00 with all members present, minus 3. The Chair, a wise and just leader, opened the session by declaring, "Snacks are the lifeblood of any functioning society."

Item 1: The committee discussed the merits of Cheetos vs. Takis. After 45 minutes of heated debate, a motion to adopt Takis as the new snack standard was tabled.

Item 2: A motion to install a vending machine dispensing only artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, soy-free, and nut-free snacks was met with derisive laughter and a stern warning from the Chair.

Item 3: The committee voted unanimously to adopt a new Snack Break policy, allowing for exactly 17 minutes of uninterrupted snack time every 3 hours.

Adjournment Time: 15:00. The meeting was called to order, and the committee was adjourned. All members were seen leaving the premises with bags of Takis.

Minutes 124 of the Committee for Adjournment: More Snack Standards Minutes 122 of the Committee for Adjournment: Snack Standards and the Futility of Life