Adjournment Committee Meeting 123: Snack Break Decision

Snack Resolution: A Matter of Great Importance

The Adjournment Committee has reached a historic decision: the snack break shall be extended by precisely 17 minutes, effective immediately.

This bold move is expected to boost productivity and morale among the team. The committee has deemed that a 30-minute snack break is not nearly enough, and that at least 47 minutes should be allocated for optimal results.

Subcommittee Chairperson, Bob "The Snack King" Smith, is quoted as saying: "We've fought for this moment for years. The people demand more snack. And we, the committee, shall deliver."