The Minutes of Meeting 123: Adjournment Committee

Presented by: Chairperson, Jane Smith

Meeting Purpose: Discussing the Art of Properly Not Meeting

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice

Agenda:

  1. Item 1: The Importance of Not Being There
  2. Item 2: The Fine Art of Making Excuses
  3. Item 3: The History of Adjournment: A Brief History

Adjournment Techniques:

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Read more about The Science of the Well-Timed Pause

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