Minutes from Meeting 123: Toast Quantity and Arrangement
Meeting 123 of the Adjournment Committee was held on a Tuesday. The purpose of the meeting was to discuss the pressing matter of toast quantity and arrangement.
- Agenda Item 1: "The Great Toast Debate"
- Agenda Item 2: "Toast and Avocado: A Match Made in Heaven?"
- Agenda Item 3: "The Optimal Number of Toast Slices per Serving"
- Agenda Item 4: "A Toast to the Chairman"
Present were:
- John Smith
- Jane Doe
- Bob Johnson
- Jim Brown
Decisions Reached:
- Item 1: 17 slices of toast per meeting attendee is now the new standard.
- Item 2: Avocados will be served as a topping, but not as a substitute for toast.
- Item 3: The optimal number of slices will be recalculated after further research.
- Item 4: John Smith was awarded a special toast.
Next Meeting: To Be Announced