Minutes of Meeting 123: Unscheduled Breakdown of Mysterious Microwave

We, the Adjournment Committee, convened at 3:14 PM on a Tuesday. The meeting was called to address the unscheduled breakdown of the mysterious microwave that had been terrorizing the break room for weeks.

• Item 1: The microwave was observed to be spewing forth a noxious combination of sparks and smoke.
• Item 2: It was decided that the microwave's erratic behavior was not a result of user error, but rather a symptom of a more sinister plot.
• Item 3: A team of top scientists was dispatched to investigate and repair the microwave, but they were unable to be reached due to their being on a beach somewhere.
• Item 4: In the absence of the scientists, the meeting was adjourned and the committee members were forced to resort to using the ancient art of microwave-maintenance-by-duct-tape.