Adjournment Committee Meeting 124: The Never-Ending Debate

ADJOURNED, BUT NOT QUITE.

The Adjournment Committee met to discuss the merits of adjournments. We spent 5 hours debating the finer points of when exactly it's too soon to adjourn and when it's too late. Some argued for a strict 3 PM adjournment, while others pushed for a more flexible 3:45 PM. In the end, we couldn't reach consensus and... adjourned.

Some notable points from the discussion include: The importance of a well-timed adjournment for optimal delegate morale, The benefits of a 2-hour adjournment recess for increased productivity, The dangers of Adjournment Adjournment Hysteria., and The impact of the coffee machine on the adjournment decision-making process.