AGENDA ITEM 1: THE GREAT COFFEE MACHINE DEBACLE

A. Discussion of the recent coffee machine failure and the subsequent existential crisis it has caused among the office workers.

B. Proposal for the installation of a new, more reliable coffee machine, with a budget of $1,000,000.

ACTION ITEMS:

• Install new coffee machine.
• Conduct a ritual sacrifice to appease the office gods.

ADJOURNING COMMITTEE MEMBERS IN ATTENDANCE:

• John, Lord High Priest of the Office
• Jane, Chief Coffee Enthusiast
• Bill, The Janitor