The Adjourning Committee met at 3:45 PM in the conference room 3, where they discussed the finer points of doing nothing.

Agenda item 1: Procrastination Techniques

• Carol, the committee chair, demonstrated her expertise in creative procrastination, including but not limited to:
• Playing with a ball of yarn for 3 hours straight
• Reading a 1000-page fantasy novel in 2 hours
• Deciding which typeface is more aesthetically pleasing: Comic Sans or Arial

Agenda item 2: The Importance of Taking Breaks

• The committee voted on the optimal number of coffee breaks per hour: 4
• They also decided that 15-minute cat video breaks are essential to productivity

Action items:

• Create a new committee to study the art of doing nothing
• Write a 10,000-word essay on the benefits of playing video games during meetings
• Schedule a meeting with a time management expert who will inevitably reschedule

Next meeting: In 5 years, on the planet of the committee members' choice

Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned due to a lack of interest.