Called to order by Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth at 14:00 hours. Attendance: 7 out of 10 members, with 2 members absent due to "family emergencies" and 1 member stuck in elevator.
Apologies to the members for the lack of coffee available in the conference room. It appears the janitor, Bertrand, has been "reorganized" to the supply closet.
Agenda Item 1: Discussion on the meaning of life. Read more.
Resolution: The meaning of life remains a mystery. However, it's clear that the correct answer is 42, but only on Tuesdays.
Next Meeting: Scheduled for next Wednesday, but only if someone remembers to set it.
Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned at 16:45 hours due to existential dread and an impending sense of doom.