the coffee machine in the break room has been on the fritz for 47 days.
the break room itself has been plagued by an infestation of mystery mold.
the vending machine has been dispensing expired snacks.
that we, the Adjourning Committee, hereby declare the office a hazardous environment.
that the coffee machine be replaced with a new one that is not a fire hazard.
that the break room be sealed off until further notice.
that the vending machine be restocked with actual snacks.