Minutes from Meeting 124: Secret Plans Phase 1

Meeting called by: The Illuminati

Attendees: The Chosen Few, Agents Smith, Agent Brown, Dr. Brainwave

Objective: Phase 1 of the Secret Plan to control the world's supply of catnip

Agenda:

• Point 1: Infiltrate the International Cat Association
• Point 2: Establish a network of underground catnip laboratories
• Point 3: Create a mind control device using the power of laser beams and catnip

Note: All attendees must wear black robes and a black helmet at all times.

Next Meeting: Phase 2 will be discussed in 2 weeks.