We, the Adjournment Committee, are a group of esteemed professionals dedicated to the noble art of doing absolutely, utterly, and completely nothing.
Our mission is to explore the intricacies of inaction, to push the boundaries of what can be achieved through sheer inactivity, and to bring a touch of much-needed levity to a world that often overvalues productivity.
Our meeting minutes are a closely guarded secret, but we can tell you that we spent the entire meeting discussing the merits of our favorite coffee shops in the area and debating the best way to properly fold a napkin.
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