Minutes from Meeting 125: The Most Epic Tea Protocol
Present: John, Jane, Joe, and Bob.
Point 1: The Tea was too weak
John: "I asked for strong and sweet, but this is an insult."
Decision: More tea bags.
Point 2: The biscuits were stale
Jane: "I could taste the despair."
Decision: Fresh biscuits from the pantry.
Point 3: The jam was an abomination
Joe: "Who put mayonnaise in the jam?"
Decision: Replacing the jam with actual fruit preserves.