ADJOURNMENT COMMITTEE MEETING MINUTES

125th Meeting: "Technique 1" - The Art of the Well-Timed Exit

Present: Chairman McSlypaws, Vice-Chairman Flibberflabber, Secretary ScribeMcGee, Members

Agenda Item 1: The Proper Technique for Slamming Doors in the Face of an Inconvenient Meeting Adjournment

Discussion led by Chairman McSlypaws, who demonstrated the importance of a well-timed door slam to signal the meeting's abrupt termination.

The committee voted 9-1 to adopt the recommended technique, with only Member Fjordle dissenting.

Next Meeting: TBD, but likely to be a repeat of this meeting, with slightly different door-slamming techniques.

Back to Meeting 2, where we'll be discussing the finer points of door slamming