MINUTES OF MEETING 127: JAM TO CREAM RATIO DEBATE

Present: Chairperson, Secretary, and 5 brave souls

• Chairperson: John "The Jam King" Smith
• Secretary: Jane "The Transcriber" Doe
• Member 1: Bob "The Jam Connoisseur" Brown
• Member 2: Jill "The Cream Enthusiast" Lee
• Member 3: Mike "The Middle Ground" Davis
• Member 4: Emily "The Jammy" Patel
• Member 5: David "The Creme de la Crème" Taylor

Meeting called to order at 3:00 PM. Chairperson Smith banged gavel.

Topic: The Jam to Cream ratio in modern society.

Member 1 (Brown): "We must increase the jam to cream ratio, or risk societal collapse."

Member 2 (Lee): "But what about the cream's cultural significance? We can't just dismiss it as a condiment."

Member 3 (Davis): "I agree with Brown. Jam is the lifeblood of humanity."

Member 4 (Patel): "I'm more of a 'jam and cream together' kind of person."

Member 5 (Taylor): "I propose we establish a new ratio: 3 parts jam to 1 part cream."

Chairperson Smith: "Motion made. Seconded. Carried."

Meeting 128: Adjournment Decision