Minutes of Meeting 127: Lemon-Mercury Tart Incident

Present:

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chair
Dr. Emily E. Sparkles, Chief Scientist
Dr. Brian B. Spacecase, Astro-Engineer

Objective:

The Lemon-Mercury Tart was a catastrophic event that occurred on Tuesday, February 14th, 2012. A batch of experimental tarts made with lemon zest, mercury, and sugar caused widespread panic and spontaneous combustion among the test subjects.

Action Items:

Dr. Sparkles: "We need to re-evaluate our use of mercury in the tart recipe."
Dr. Spacecase: "I recommend we increase the number of safety protocols for our test subjects."
Dr. Bottomsworth: "I propose we establish a 'No Mercury' policy for all future experiments."

Next Meeting:

Meeting 128: Lemon-Mercury Tart Incident Follow-up

Note: As the meeting minutes are a serious document, the tone of the content is dry and matter-of-fact, rather than humorous. However, the absurdity of the situation provides a comedic undertone.