Minutes from Meeting 127: A Special Session of the Snack Appeal Committee

Meeting 127 of the Snack Appeal Committee was called to discuss the most pressing issues in the realm of snack foods.

Attendees:

Chairperson, Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Vice-Chairperson, Lady Whiskerface Jones
Snack Specialist, Balthazar McSnazzle

Agenda Items

1. The Case for More Nacho Cheese Doritos

a. Motion 1: "We should definitely, absolutely, positively have more Nacho Cheese Doritos in the break room."

Seconded by: Lady Whiskerface Jones

Vote: 5 in favor, 0 against, 1 abstained (Balthazar McSnazzle)

2. The Case for a Snack Vending Machine Upgrade

a. Motion 2: "The existing snack vending machine is an affront to the dignity of the committee, and we must upgrade to one that dispenses artisanal, small-batch, hand-crafted snacks."

Seconded by: Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Vote: 4 in favor, 1 against (Balthazar McSnazzle: "I just like the old one, it works fine...ish"), 0 abstained